Introducing the Ballaticians

I am proud to announce a new player in the political field: The Ballaticians!

“A vote for the Ballaticians is a vote for fun”

Become an official fan of the Ballaticians!

Let me give you a little more information:

The Ballaticians are led by star-candidate, Emerson Taymor running for “The Ambassador of Ridiculousness” in an upcoming special election. The Ballaticians are a political off-shoot of their corporate counterpart, The Ballers Association of America. The Ballaticians goal is to provide representation to all those who are ridiculous. Their constituents include: people who are: ridiculously good looking, ridiculously talented, ridiculously unconcerned with frivolous spending, ridiculously smart, ridiculously athletic, ridiculously clever, but most importantly anyone who loves to participate in ridiculousness of any sort. The Ballaticians are known for popping bottles, dancing crazily, making it rain, flambosting and other ridiculous activities. 

The Ballaticians are intent on having President Obama create a new ambassador position in charge of representing the ridiculous. 

The Ballaticians are committed to preserving the necessity of fun in tough economic times and inspiring those who are down.

Who is a Ballatician?

A Ballatician is a lover of fun and ridiculous activities. They are extremely talented. Ballaticians believe in themselves. They think they are awesome, and they are. They can pop bottles, or live on ramen, but they know when and where to demonstrate exuberance or modesty. 

More information is available on our Facebook fan page and will be posted to this blog and our official campaign website in the near future. Become an official fan of the Ballaticians!